On the first day of Christmas
Constantine gave to me
A glimpse of his tiny peepee
On the second day of Christmas
Constantine gave to me
Two rawk hands
A glimpse of his tiny peepee
On the third day of Christmas
Constantine gave to me
Three naked lawyers
Two rawk hands
A glimpse of his tiny peepee
On the fourth day of Christmas
Constantine gave to me
four crappy demos
Three naked lawyers
Two rawk hands
A glimpse of his tiny peepee
On the fifth day of Christmas
Constantine gave to me
FIVE BOTTLES OF LOTION
four crappy demos
Three naked lawyers
Two rawk hands
A glimpse of his tiny peepee
On the sixth day of Christmas
Constantine gave to me
Sixth Place Productions
FIVE BOTTLES OF LOTION
four crappy demos
Three naked lawyers
Two rawk hands
A glimpse of his tiny peepee
On the seventh day of Christmas
Constantine gave to me
Seven jerks of spooge
Sixth Place Productions
FIVE BOTTLES OF LOTION
four crappy demos
Three naked lawyers
Two rawk hands
A glimpse of his tiny peepee
On the eight day of Christmas
Constantine gave to me
Eight ConFan dancing
Seven jerks of spooge
Sixth Place Productions
FIVE BOTTLES OF LOTION
four crappy demos
Three naked lawyers
Two rawk hands
A glimpse of his tiny peepee
On the ninth day of Christmas
Constantine gave to me
Nine nasty pm's
Eight ConFan dancing
Seven jerks of spooge
Sixth Place Productions
FIVE BOTTLES OF LOTION
four crappy demos
Three naked lawyers
Two rawk hands
A glimpse of his tiny peepee
On the tenth day of Christmas
Constantine gave to me
Ten nekkie pictures
Nine nasty pm's
Eight ConFan dancing
Seven jerks of spooge
Sixth Place Productions
FIVE BOTTLES OF LOTION
four crappy demos
Three naked lawyers
Two rawk hands
A glimpse of his tiny peepee
On the eleventh day of Christmas
Constantine gave to me
Eleven crotch grabs
Ten nekkie pictures
Nine nasty pm's
Eight ConFan dancing
Seven jerks of spooge
Sixth Place Productions
FIVE BOTTLES OF LOTION
four crappy demos
Three naked lawyers
Two rawk hands
A glimpse of his tiny peepee
On the twelfth day of Christmas
Constantine gave to me
LOTS OF PEOPLE WHO HATE HIM!!!
Eleven crotch grabs
Ten nekkie pictures
Nine nasty pm's
Eight ConFan dancing
Seven jerks of spooge
Sixth Place Productions
FIVE BOTTLES OF LOTION
four crappy demos
Three naked lawyers
Two rawk hands
A glimpse of his tiny peepee